lighter note

I heard this from my friend who was selling spawn: a lady bought spawn, she came after some time to buy more but she had a complaint, the mushrooms never came out, it is upon that my friend had to investigate why, thats when he was told the lady had made a bed in her garden and applied manure then she "planted" the spawn into the soil. I laghed my heart out, for those who dont know how mushrooms are grown: - mushrooms are not grown in soil while soil might be used at a later stage in the production cyle of some types, get trainning before you venture into the business, the lady was then given the information on how to grow mushrooms.